I am a broad and I like birds. Also, this blog is a lot things with birds in between.

 

schakira:
“ lady–oneiros:
“ His username is:
xHarlemShakex
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schakira:

lady–oneiros:

His username is:

xHarlemShakex


1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

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12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z


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Anonymous asked
You were pretty then and you are pretty now beauty isn't a transferable substance sorry looks like you're stuck with it Weight is meaningless The world did end in 2012 it's just taking awhile.

sergle:

Why is this ask so comforting

koolworu:

youmu-konpaku:

fun thing i just remembered

in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism for bisexuality

Duel-wielding is bisexual culture

(Source: sayohazawa)

thequeerofthenorth:

anditssunday:

brainstatic:

We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.

woke

eat the rich

behind-invisible-bars asked
Could you do a fluffy bunny and a fluffy kitty cuddling? X

shadeykris:

yes.

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hmmm wait.

more.

more fluffy.

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fuckyeahilike:
“ “The audiences like to think that satire is doing something. But, in fact, it is mostly to leave themselves satisfied. Satisfied rather than angry, which is what they should be.”
His favourite quote on the subject is from British...

fuckyeahilike:

The audiences like to think that satire is doing something. But, in fact, it is mostly to leave themselves satisfied. Satisfied rather than angry, which is what they should be.”

His favourite quote on the subject is from British comedian Peter Cook, who, in founding the Establishment Club in 1961, said it was to be a satirical venue modelled on “those wonderful Berlin cabarets which did so much to stop the rise of Hitler and prevent the outbreak of the Second World War”.

(Source: tockthewatchdog)

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:
“ theenglishmanwithallthebananas:
“ theenglishmanwithallthebananas:
“ theenglishmanwithallthebananas:
“This was the funniest hour of my life
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At the end of the panel we gave them a round of applause for being so brave...

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

This was the funniest hour of my life

At the end of the panel we gave them a round of applause for being so brave in trying to write straights and cisgenders

Especially Jasika, who got very emotional about her childhood with straight parents

types of comments on this post:

-straight people saying :/ love is love :/ gay or straight why does it matter ://///

-gay people saying wait no really i’ve never written a non-lesbian pls help

-people pointing out that even straight people don’t know how to write straight people without unnecessary romance

(Source: bananonbinary)

when-it-rains-it-snows:

kerosenekate:

when-it-rains-it-snows:

luckyladylily:

trashboat:

micdotcom:

the-future-now:

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Watch: Carl Sagan schooled B.o.B. on his flat Earth theory more than 30 years ago

Follow @the-future-now

🐸☕️

bipch erastosthenes schooled b.o.b. 2,230 years ago

Ok so this is cool but I always wondered how they knew the shadows were different at the same instant. I mean it is not like they had phones. How did they sync up that instant. I feel like that would be interesting to know but no one ever says.

^^^Does anybody know this one? How, that far apart, the time at which the shadows were observed was synced up? I am genuinely curious, not a goddamn moron asking a gotcha question. High/Low tide? (I live in the middle of the country I do not know for the precise habits of tidal activity.) The appearance of a star (or planet) in the sky? Something as utterly mundane as sunrise?

Well, first of all, it wasn’t actually pillars! Eratosthenes was told about a well in Syene that, in the summer solstice every year (June 21st) would be illuminated at the bottom entirely and without any cast shadows. This indicated that the sun was directly overhead. Going off that well known curiosity and an intelligent hunch, our dude Eratosthenes waited until high noon of the summer solstice to measure the angle of a shadow cast by a stick in Alexandria. (Sidenote: Eratosthenes was a librarian of the infamous Library of Alexandria.)

His next course of action was to hire bematists, surveyors of the time whose professional specialty was to measure distance by walking with equal length steps. They measured a distance between Alexandria and Syene of about 5000 stadia. (Guess where the word stadium comes from.) Once he had that measurement, Eratosthenes did his math-y thing, and there you have it.

ANSWER EVEN COOLER THAN I HOPED!!